Put A Bell On Your Sled

from by Jose Bold

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Put a bell on your sled
Put a bell on your sled
So that we know when you're coming
So that we can arm the laser fence

Put a bear on your head
And give a beer to your bear
And if it has a drinky winky
Don't poke it, you'll be super dead

We love to dance in freshly fallen snow without our clothes
And fight each other in our homemade thunderdome

Put some water in your face
So your tongue does not disintegrate
We're karaoke-ing tonight
And you'll need it to enunciate

We need your help
We want to order pizza but can't seem to do it for ourselves
Don't be scared us
We're normal people we are normal people we are normal
Normal normal normal normal help

Put a bell on your sled
And some soup in your trundle bed
So that we know you are one of us
One of us, ONE OF US, O--

Put a dream in your head
Sugarplums and gingerbread
And when you wake and see us staring at you
Close your eyes and pretend we're not here
And have a happy happy new year


from YUUUÜUUUL, released December 1, 2014


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