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Don's here
Yo Don's here
I don't know what's gonna happen now
Don's here
He just walked in and the music stopped
You coulda heard a pin drop
Cuz he dropped a bunch of pins
Don, what you doin here
You just made it super weird
With the beard and Santa suit you bought on Woot last year
You got an empty cup holder
And a stack of peechee folders
And you're talkin to your shoulder
About the Indiana Jones boulder
Man I don't know your deal or what you think you're doin
But this office party's now ruined

What's been goin on with Don
(now he's sittin on a pizza)
And what's the deal in general with Don
(while ordering a pizza)
Is he always like this or is this just a thing he does

I just got off work, it had been a long day
I hadn't intended to stay so long
But I did
Tally ho, on my way home
Took the tram to Addington whilst looking at my phone
When the power went out
Not just the tramlink but everything
Phones, watches, all devices
I looked outside, I couldn't see any lightses
This is very odd, I thought, what could it be
And then our car was rumbling and everyone tried to flee
A griffin-like creature I saw was attacking us
Or if not a griffin it resembled a succubus
Nevertheless we were cowering in fear
And that's when the man named Don appeared
Seated on a pizza, sailing through the air
He struck the griffin-succubus whilst looking debonair
Down went the creature, the horrible nasty creature
Just like a scene in a monster double feature
What a heroic deed, he saved us!
We couldn't stop our tears of joy if you had paid us
One funny thing about our champion was thus:
He was dressed like Father Christmas
Without a word, he flew up into the heavens
And the man named Don became legend

What's been goin on with Don
(he saved us all)
And what's the deal in general with Don
(and the tram wasn't damaged)
Is he always like this or is this just a thing he does


from YUUUÜUUUL, released December 1, 2014


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